04.04.2016 - Terrence Marks:

We have not yet been contacted by Google with a generous offer to buy out Nicole and Derek. It turns out that this whole "put googly eyes on your comic, get bought by Google" thing was an elaborate April Fools' prank that we fell for. We would like to apologize for putting all of you through this. To whoever set us up on this one - well played. We'll go back to making the comic normally and try to make ten million dollars the slow way.