How is it guaranteed to always go up in value?
Simple. The first DerekCoin costs one dollar. The second one will cost two dollars. And so on.

So, I should buy one right now?
Buy ten! The price will never be this low again. If you don't buy this, someone else will. What if a million people buy them before you and you have to pay a million bucks? You'll wish you got in on the ground floor, that's what.

Does this use blockchain?
We're working on that. I told Adrian to figure out what blockchain is and how to get one for free. Once he figures that out, we're implementing it.

Do I get a physical coin if I buy this?
Of course not. It's virtual currency. I keep a little journal that lists who owns which one.

What kind of security does DerekCoin have?
I've got a lock on the journal.

Can I exchange DerekCoin for hamburgers?
Certainly! If you can find someone who'll trade you. Just tell me so I can update my journal. I'm not going to stop you.

Will you take DerekCoin in exchange for hamburgers?
Currently Derek's Delivery Service is a cash-only business and does not accept DerekCoin.